When I talk to the American customs agent on the other end of the video phone in the little booth, all she seems to be interested in knowing is what the license plate number is on my car.
That's the Lake of the Woods, again, in the background of this picture. Somewhere out there in the water is an even remoter American settlement called Oak Island, which I did not visit.
After taking a few pictures, I ate dinner in the town's one and only drinking/eating establishment, temporarily making friends with the barmaid and the solitary patron I found sitting there when I opened the door. I talked with both of them for awhile, trying to find out what had brought them to this place. The guy sitting at the bar next to me said that he had originally come from Kansas City, but had come here to escape the stress of the "big city" and settle down into a more laid back sort of lifestyle. The woman working behind the bar had originally grown up in Warroad, on the southern shore of the lake, but had moved up here a few years ago to operate the ferry service that takes tourists over to Oak Island. She didn't have a whole lot to say when I asked her about the Warroad hockey team, surprisingly enough.
They both seemed to be pretty happy with life in the remotest part of Minnesota. As I talked to them, I plowed through a burger with mushrooms and cheese and noticed that there were literally hundreds of fishing pictures plastered on the walls and on top of the bar. Some of the fish in the pictures had to have been at least four feet long. When the bartender turns the TV to the Discovery Channel so that everybody can watch "Deadliest Catch", I take that as my cue to leave and bid everyone goodbye.